It was a quiet day in Jillie-Villie and Mitchy Hitchy one of the pixie fairy villagers was walking peacefully admiring the beauty of the town when all of a sudden an evil demon with horns carrying a pitchfork, named Deborah Rose grabbed him and bound him in strong cords then brought him back to her evil lair where she forced him to marry her. After the marriage, she threw him into a cage where all her other many husbands were locked up never to escape except for the very odd occasion when she felt alone and depressed or needed them to massage the bunions on her size 6 feet.
Two and a half years later a red-headed pixie fairy, named Jonathon Athonathon was walking along in Jillie-Villie minding his own business when he saw the evil demon Deborah Rose flying past evilly cackling her evil cackle. Soon after Jonathon Athonathon heard screams nearby that sounded like they were coming from the fairy princess Laurina Kortina’s castle. Jonathon Athonathon then saw the evil demon Deborah Rose holding the beautiful fairy princess Laurina Kortina with long blonde wavy hair tied up in strong cords. Jonathon Athonathon tried to stop Deborah Rose from escaping Jillie-Villie with their much-admired fairy princess but he wasn’t quick enough. With the thought of losing Jillie-Villie’s fairy princess forever, Jonathon Athonathon secretly and carefully flew after the evil demon as speedily as he could with hopes to get the fairy princess safely back to her glorious castle in Jillie-Villie.
He followed them all the way to the evil, cunning, deceptive Deborah Rose’s lair way out in the dark, deserted valley beyond.
He carefully and quietly watched through the window and waited for the right time to save Princess Laurina Kortina.
Jonathon Athonathon was then horrified to see Deborah Rose throw the still bound fairy princess into a large, dirty, black cauldron.
Princess Laurina Kortina was desperately crying out for help while Deborah Rose went into another room to gather poisonous ingredients to add to her soup in her cauldron. On the way to get her ingredients she passed her many husbands that were locked away in a large cage and Mitchy Hitchy the poor Jillie-Villie villager that was captured two and a half years ago, and many of the others locked away screamed, “LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT!” But Deborah Rose just laughed her evil deceiving laugh, “MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH” and went on her way.
Jonathon Athonathon seized the opportunity to save the fair maiden and flew through the window, grabbed Princess Laurina Kortina and flew straight back out the window. As he did so Deborah Rose walked into the room and started screeching, “HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY PLANS, BRING HER BACK!” Before Deborah Rose could do anything to stop Jonathon Athonathon, he quickly and forcefully threw one of his flower bombs filled with love and rose thorns (that were guaranteed to destroy any evil thing) at the evil demon and at an instant the evil demon Deborah Rose was destroyed utterly and completely.
Jonathon Athonathon then untied the beautiful fairy princess Laurina Kortina, and was just about to fly the princess back to her glorious castle when he heard the desperate cries and pleas of Deborah Rose’s many husbands, he was filled with compassion and quickly released them all and brought them back to the wonderful town of Jillie-Villie with Princess Laurina Kortina.
When they all arrived in Jillie-Villie the fairy princess Laurina Kortina held a great town gathering and in front of the whole town she said to Jonathon Athonathon, “Thank you, oh red-headed one, for not only saving me but for saving all the many others the evil demon Deborah Rose had locked away in her evil lair”. Princess Laurina Kortina then awarded Jonathon Athonathon a sparkly, magnificent medal of specialness and was dubbed Sir Jonathon Athonathon. Then because Jonathon Athonathon was the hero of all Jillie-Villie he was praised by the Jillie-Villie pixie fairy villagers, who had blue eyes, and hats like chocolate drops.
Everyone from Jillie-Villie lived happily ever after, thanks to Sir Jonathon Athonathon.
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